My Awesomely Random Life (and Everything in Between)

Posts tagged ‘Oreos’

Lies I Tell Myself, vol. 1

I’m absolutely DREADING this. *I say as I put on my Olivia Benson coat while dramatically taking off my sunglasses. #duhnduhn

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This whole hair situation that is going on right now is due to the fact that I purposely decided not to wash it for three days.

I never, ever, never ever dogear my book pages. Never. Ever never.

The Brewers will make it to October. Next year. Maybe. Possibly. Hopefully.

Um, that 10lb. bag of peanut M&M’s ate itself.

I hate Facebook.

I really did mean to do laundry last night.

And no, I’m not wearing the same shirt I wore yesterday. *does armpit sniff test

I don’t regularly fantasize about Jonathon Taylor Thomas asking me to run away with him.

I can subside on only 6 hours of sleep (and just all of the coffee).

I’ll just go “walk around” Target.

These shoes were on clearance.

Um, that package of Brownie Batter Oreos ate itself!

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I’m not the least bit excited that it’s Friday-eve. Like, at all.

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Love/Hate

I don’t know about you, but I’ve got a love/hate relationship with many a thing.

For example: Public toilets.

I LOVE that they are relatively good for the environment, help to conserve water, and are nice when you are on the tad forgetful lazy side when it comes to remembering to flush.

I HATE that 99.99999% of the time, these friendly flushers do one of two things: they either surprise your bum with a lovely poo water shower, doing its thang before you are, um, done doing your thang, or, they decide to take a nap mid-poo and leave you waiving/pushing/hunting for a button to clear the bowl of all presents.

LOVE/HATE.

Some other things that I have a LOVE/HATE relationship as of late include:

Spring. I LOVE that it has finally decided to show up, gracing us with it’s warmer weather and sunshine. I HATE  that I now have to start shaving my legs again. Darn you shorts and summer dresses!

Speaking of hair…long hair. I LOVE that my hair is now under-the-boob level, giving my a monkey barrel full of styling ideas and options (plus I can do that super cheesy but oh so dramatic Tyra Banks model-ish hair flip thing). I HATE that my luscious locks take me nearly an hour to comb through post-shower due to the massive amounts of snarls that are so kind in presenting themselves.

Spider-free bathrooms: I LOVE that the spider the size of a small baby who was living in my bathroom is no longer there. I HATE  that the spider the size of a small baby who used to be living in my bathroom is now in some other location in my house. Which I have yet to discover. EEK!

Mega-Stuffed Vanilla Oreo’s. I LOVE  that Oreo’s finally got it right with the creme-to-cookie ratio. I HATE  that I just ate the very last one and am now left cookieless. Oh the horror!megastuff-oreo-06

Hanson. I LOVE Thinking ‘Bout Somethin’ by my favorite all-time hottie, hunk-a-licious boyband (and sharer of last name) Hanson!!! I HATE that, well, I don’t really think I can think of anything to HATE about Hanson. They are amazing!

What are some of your current LOVE/HATE’s?

 

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