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That Time When…Monday Madness Edition

That time on a lovely spring Monday morning when Wendi woke up, looked out her window, and saw this:

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That time on a lovely spring Monday morning when Wendi took a shower and got a giant glob of shampoo in her eye, causing her to go temporarily blind and stub her toe on the corner of the tub.

That time on a lovely spring Monday morning when Wendi took her oatmeal out of the microwave and realized the bowl was molten lava hot (who knew, right?!), burning her hand in the process.

That time on a lovely spring Monday morning when Wendi, upon trying to shovel off the mounds of wet, heavy snow blanketing her car, locked her keys inside (along with her purse, and coat, and phone).

That time on a lovely spring Monday morning when Wendi had to wait in the cold, snowiness for over an hour for a locksmith to come and retrieve said keys from said car still covered in the mounds of wet, heavy snow.

That time on a lovely spring Monday morning when Wendi had to pay $120 for said locksmith to get unlock said car still covered in mounds of wet, heavy snow.

That time on a lovely spring Monday morning when Wendi, after finally getting to work over an hour late, slipped and fell in said wet, heavy snow running into the building, splitting her pants wide open and getting a bum full of slush.

That time on a lovely spring Monday morning when Wendi decided she is boycotting all Mondays (just ALL of the Mondays)  from now on.

 

I know it’s Monday but…

I know today is Monday, and you assume that it’s going to stink, but according to statistics, there will be over 5,000 weddings, 10,000 births, and 42 million hugs occurring today throughout the United States. SONY DSC

Also today, there will be at least 4 people that will win the multimillion dollar lottery, 600 people that will get promotions at work, and 3,000 people will lose their virginity. There will also be 600 dogs that get adopted into loving homes, 35,000 balloons sold, and 800,000 Skittles eaten. balloon

Plus, the words “I Love You” will be said over 9 million times. images

So again, I know today is Monday and you assume it’s going to stink, but just smile, because according to statistics, it should actually be a really nice day 🙂

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