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Friday Funnies: Cutting Room Floor

Happy Friday, friends!

I hope you all are having a fantastic start to your weekend so far!

Have you ever wondered about the parts of your favorite movies that don’t make it into theaters or your DVD’s? The stuff that maybe wasn’t quite up to snuff (hey–that rhymed!)?

Yeah. Me too.

Well be still your beating heart folks because I’ve got it.

Straight from the cutting room floor.

A friend of a friend who’s stepdad’s mom’s daughter’s pre-school teacher’s uncle’s sister-in-law named Shmendi Roe Hansen (no relation) once was an extra in Steven Spielburg’s (SO underrated if you ask me) movie Mesozoic Park was gracious enough to hook me up with some never-before seen (or heard) script changes from some of your most favorite and popular flicks!

So go grab some popcorn and some Milk Duds (which by the way are GREAT when eaten together. The combo of sweet and salty and caramely will have your mouth in party mode!) guys and and get ready to be entertained!

Titanictitanic10n-6-web

Original line: “I’ll never let go Jack. I’ll never let go.”

Line that was cut: I’ll never let go of my Eggo, Jack. I’ll never let go.”

Jerry McGuirejerry_maguire

Original Line: “You had me at hello.”

Line that was cut: “You had me at Jello.”

TerminatorTerminator

Original Line: “I’ll be bahhack.”

Line that was cut: “I’ll be bahhack right after I finish this game of Words With Friends.”

Napolenon DynamiteNapoleon-Dynamite-napoleon-dynamite-117738_714_474

Original Line: “Give me some of your chapstick, Kip; my lips hurt real bad!”

Line that was cut: Give me some of your lipstick, Kip; my lips need a bit of color real bad!”

Old Schooloriginal

Original Line: “We’re going streaking!!!”

Line that was cut:” We’re going knitting!!!”

Forrest Gumpforrest-gump

Original Line: “Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re going to get.”

Line that was cut: “Life is like a box of Wheaties; it’s full of flakes and makes you poop.”

Star Wars1150910534

Original Line: “May the force be with you.”

Line that was cut: “Yeah…good luck with that.”

Harry Potterharry-potter-stone-wand_510

Original Line: “Why my boy, you’re a wizard Harry!”

Line that was cut: “”Why my boy, you really should look into getting a new pair of glasses. There’s a sale at Pearl Vision. We’ll make a pit stop on our way to Hogsmeade and hook a boy up. ”

The Sixth Sensethe_sixth_sense

Original Line: “I see dead people.”

Line that was cut: “I eat dead people.”

Gone With the WindGWTW_8lg

Original Line: “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”

Line that was cut: “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a monkey’s uncle.”

When Harry Met Sallywhen-harry-met-sally-original1

Original Line: “I’ll have what she’s having.”

Line that was cut: “I’ll just have the salad with dressing on the side.”

Love Storylove_story_1970_1

Original Line: “Love means never having to say you’re sorry.”

Line that was cut: “Love means never having to say you’re sorry for leaving the toilet seat up.”

Apollo 13Bill Paxton, Tom Hanks, Gary Sinise, and Kevin Bacon as they appear in APOLLO 13, 1995.

Original Line: “Houston, we have a problem.”

Line that was cut: “Yes mom, I remembered to bring my lunch.”

Fight ClubTyler-fight-club-736832_1024_768

Original Line: “First rule of fight club? You don’t talk about fight club.”

Line that was cut: “First rule of kite club? You don’t talk about kite club. Because would you really want anyone to know you’re in a kite club?!”

Ace Ventura: Pet DetectiveAce_Ventura_Pet_Detective_28607_Medium

Original Line: “Alllll rigghhhttyyy then.”

Line that was cut: “Alright.”

Field of Dreamslarge field of dreams blu-ray5

Original Line: “If you build it, they will come.”

Line that was cut: “If you spend thousands of dollars turning your corn field into a baseball field, kidnap a famous writer, travel across America looking for Doc. Graham and have conversations with Shoeless Joe Jackson, you might start seeing ghosts of baseball’s past. Maybe.”

Alllllrriiggghhhttyyy then.

I don’t know about you but I am beginning to see why some of those lines were cut 😉

Have a fantastic weekend, guys!

And watch some movies 🙂

Friday Funnies

Because sometimes you just have to have a knee-slapping, can’t-hardly-stand, barreled-over, pee-your-pants, laugh-till-it-hurts chuckle.

You mean its NOT a backwards "G"?! Then why does it look like a backwards "G"? It totally looks like backwards "G". Are you sure?

 

 

That is one cat with killer abs 😉

 

WWJT. What Would Jesus Tweet? The J man should totes magotes get on the Twitter bandwagon. I bet he would even have more followers than Oprah. Yeah. Definitely more than Oprah.

My current motto 🙂

 

Enough reason for me to 'not stop believing'! 🙂

That's 'Delete', Harry Potter style, yo!

 

Isn't he the cutest mini Dwight you ever did see?!

Ahhh...that explains it.

 

So...I guess I'll just sleep over here?

 

Something that has always baffled me...

That moment when you realize that moment happens nearly all of the time...oh goodness.

I need. I want. I'm always breaking out in all out jousting or ninja matches.

 

BAM! Oh Eric, how I love thee 🙂

If not, turn that frown upside down and 🙂

 

Have a great freakin’ funny Friday everybody!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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