My Awesomely Random Life (and Everything in Between)

Lies I Tell Myself, vol. 1

I’m absolutely DREADING this. *I say as I put on my Olivia Benson coat while dramatically taking off my sunglasses. #duhnduhn

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This whole hair situation that is going on right now is due to the fact that I purposely decided not to wash it for three days.

I never, ever, never ever dogear my book pages. Never. Ever never.

The Brewers will make it to October. Next year. Maybe. Possibly. Hopefully.

Um, that 10lb. bag of peanut M&M’s ate itself.

I hate Facebook.

I really did mean to do laundry last night.

And no, I’m not wearing the same shirt I wore yesterday. *does armpit sniff test

I don’t regularly fantasize about Jonathon Taylor Thomas asking me to run away with him.

I can subside on only 6 hours of sleep (and just all of the coffee).

I’ll just go “walk around” Target.

These shoes were on clearance.

Um, that package of Brownie Batter Oreos ate itself!

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I’m not the least bit excited that it’s Friday-eve. Like, at all.

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Comments on: "Lies I Tell Myself, vol. 1" (14)

  1. I must have some of the brownie batter Oreos…for my friends.

  2. I think you would make a very interesting foreperson for a jury. 🙂

  3. OMG Brownie Batter Oreo’s. I have not seen those yet but I will need to buy them as soon as I do.

  4. Yazzzzz! (and the M&Ms and Oreos TOTALLY ate themselves.).

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