Roll With Me On This: Loo Paper

Alright guys.

Roll with me on this (pun intended).

How about instead of ‘toilet paper’, we start calling it ‘loo paper’?

So sophisticated, so royal, so dapper.

Like, Kate Winslet-esque.

Or Dame Maggie Smtih.

I bet Maggie Smith would use the shit out of loo paper. (Pun intended because, well…)

We should totally make this a thing, right?

Right.

*The above thoughts are based on actual thoughts I have on random Tuesday nights, lying in bed after having eaten just all of the chips and salsa.

***Which coincidentally, will  make you go through just all of the loo paper.

This must be what the Lion King meant by Circle of Life.