Roll with me on this (pun intended).
How about instead of ‘toilet paper’, we start calling it ‘loo paper’?
So sophisticated, so royal, so dapper.
Like, Kate Winslet-esque.
Or Dame Maggie Smtih.
I bet Maggie Smith would use the shit out of loo paper. (Pun intended because, well…)
We should totally make this a thing, right?
*The above thoughts are based on actual thoughts I have on random Tuesday nights, lying in bed after having eaten just all of the chips and salsa.
***Which coincidentally, will make you go through just all of the loo paper.
This must be what the Lion King meant by Circle of Life.