My Awesomely Random Life (and Everything in Between)

Hey guys! I hope you all are having a fantastic Tuesday so far!

So. Let’s talk movies, shall we? I am a huge movie buff. I love spending Friday nights curled up on the couch with a good RomCom or action flick and can never say no to that $5 bin at Wally-World, often walking out with a movie (or five.)

Of course the actual movie is what draws you in, keeps you on the edge of your seat and has you either roaring with laughter or crying all of the ugly tears, but have you ever wondered about the parts of your favorite flicks that don’t make it into theaters or onto your DVD’s? The stuff that maybe wasn’t quite up to snuff?

No way! Me too!!

Well hold on to your shorts, guys because it just so happens that I’ve been privy to some very top-secret, cutting room floor stuff.

Grab some popcorn and some Milk Duds–which by the way are GREAT when eaten together. The combo of sweet and salty will have your mouth in party mode–and get ready to be entertained!


Original line: “I’ll never let go Jack. I’ll never let go.”

Line that was cut: “I’ll never let go of my Eggo, Jack. I’ll never let go.”

Jerry McGuirejerry_maguire

Original Line: “You had me at hello.”

Line that was cut: Hellllloooooo. La, la, la!”


Original Line: “I’ll be bahhack.”

Line that was cut: “I’ll be bahhack…right after I finish this game of Words With Friends.”

Napolenon DynamiteNapoleon-Dynamite-napoleon-dynamite-117738_714_474

Original Line: “Give me some of your chapstick, Kip; my lips hurt real bad!”

Line that was cut: “Gah Kip, stop stealing all of my chapstick! Don’t even deny it, I know Lipsmacker when I smell it!”

Old Schooloriginal

Original Line: “We’re going streaking!!!”

Line that was cut: “We’re going knitting!!!”

Forrest Gumpforrest-gump

Original Line: “Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re going to get.”

Line that was cut: “Life is like a box of Wheaties; it’s full of flakes and makes you poop.”

Star Wars1150910534

Original Line: “May the force be with you.”

Line that was cut: “Yeah…good luck with that.”

Harry Potterharry-potter-stone-wand_510

Original Line: “Why my boy, you’re a wizard Harry!”

Line that was cut: “Why my boy, you really should look into getting a new pair of glasses. There’s a sale at Pearl Vision. We’ll make a pit stop on our way to Hogsmeade and hook a boy up. ”

The Sixth Sensethe_sixth_sense

Original Line: “I see dead people.”

Line that was cut: “No YOU see dead people!”

Gone With the WindGWTW_8lg

Original Line: “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”

Line that was cut: “Frankly my dear, I could really use some Chipotle right now.”

When Harry Met Sallywhen-harry-met-sally-original1

Original Line: “I’ll have what she’s having.”

Line that was cut: “I’ll just have the salad with dressing on the side.”

Love Storylove_story_1970_1

Original Line: “Love means never having to say you’re sorry.”

Line that was cut: “Love means never having to say you’re sorry for leaving the toilet seat up.”

Apollo 13Bill Paxton, Tom Hanks, Gary Sinise, and Kevin Bacon as they appear in APOLLO 13, 1995.

Original Line: “Houston, we have a problem.”

Line that was cut: “Yes mom, I remembered to bring my lunch.”

Fight ClubTyler-fight-club-736832_1024_768

Original Line: “First rule of fight club? You don’t talk about fight club.”

Line that was cut: “First rule of kite club? You don’t talk about kite club. Because would you really want anyone to know you’re in a kite club?!”

Ace Ventura: Pet DetectiveAce_Ventura_Pet_Detective_28607_Medium

Original Line: “Alllll rigghhhttyyy then.”

Line that was cut: “Mk.”

Field of Dreamslarge field of dreams blu-ray5

Original Line: “If you build it, they will come.”

Line that was cut: “If you spend thousands of dollars turning your corn field into a baseball field, kidnap a famous writer, travel across America looking for Dr. Graham and have conversations with Shoeless Joe Jackson, you might start seeing ghosts of baseball’s past. Maybe.”

Alllllrriiggghhhttyyy then.

I don’t know about you but I am beginning to see why some of those lines were cut 😉


Comments on: "Straight from the cutting room floor" (4)

  1. Haha, I could really use some chipotle right about now as well!

  2. Goodness – who needs to watch the movies – when this is more than entertaining on its own! 😉

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