Eat a sandwich without a side of chips.
Stop Facebook stalking certain people.
Simple math without using my fingers.
Think of the term “meat loaf” without gagging.
Dance (without channeling my inner Elaine Benes).
Wear sneakers without socks.
Wear sandals with socks.
Leave a bookstore without at least buying
one two all of the books.
Turn down a cookie.
Or ice cream.
Or ice cream sandwiched between two cookies.
Be a Cub’s fan.
Or a Bear’s fan.
Listen to this (or any song really–it’s a bit of a problem) without
singing butchering right along with it.
Anything before I change into comfy clothes after work.