Oofta, guys. Summer is definitely upon us.
When your eyes sting from big, salty beads of dripping sweat, your T-shirt gets wet and sticky and melts to your back, and your upper lip forms a splotchy sweatstache, then I say buddy, it’s time for a drink.
And what says refreshing better than a tall glass of completely dripping, condensation-covered, fall-in-a-winter-pond-cold water?
I mean, you chug that stuff down and it feels like swallowing an icicle. You can actually feel that cold river ripping down the chute and coating your insides. Your throat pulses, your stomach clenches and thanks you, and your entire body just drops a couple of degrees. It might feel like you’re the model for the Pepto-Bismal commercial, only instead of the pink stuff, it’s icy cold H2O.
Yes, a really cold glass of water on a really hot day is simple, it’s cheap, it’s refreshing, and we all know it is truly….