My Awesomely Random Life (and Everything in Between)

That time on a lovely spring Monday morning when Wendi woke up, looked out her window, and saw this:

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That time on a lovely spring Monday morning when Wendi took a shower and got a giant glob of shampoo in her eye, causing her to go temporarily blind and stub her toe on the corner of the tub.

That time on a lovely spring Monday morning when Wendi took her oatmeal out of the microwave and realized the bowl was molten lava hot (who knew, right?!), burning her hand in the process.

That time on a lovely spring Monday morning when Wendi, upon trying to shovel off the mounds of wet, heavy snowΒ blanketing her car, locked her keys inside (along with her purse, and coat, and phone).

That time on a lovely spring Monday morning when Wendi had to wait in the cold, snowiness for over an hour for a locksmith to come and retrieve said keys from said car still covered in the mounds of wet, heavy snow.

That time on a lovely spring Monday morning when Wendi had to pay $120 for said locksmith to get unlock said car still covered in mounds of wet, heavy snow.

That time on a lovely spring Monday morning when Wendi, after finally getting to work over an hour late, slipped and fell in said wet, heavy snow running into the building, splitting her pants wide open and getting a bum full of slush.

That time on a lovely spring Monday morning when Wendi decided she is boycotting all Mondays (justΒ ALL of the Mondays) Β from now on.

 

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