While flipping through magazines sitting casually at a restaurant table or while sitting in the waiting room at the dentist (oh who I am kidding. I haven’t gone to the dentist in years! Just don’t tell my dentist), I’ll mindlessly start staring at the beautiful flower bouquet before me and start wondering if they’re real.
I almost always think they’re fake at first, but them my eyebrows furrow and I stare in deeper looking for a clue, any clue that leads to the discovery that maybe, just maybe, these bad boys are real.
What’s that? A torn leaf in the back?
Wait a minute, did I just spot dirt outside of the vase?
My eyes widen as I lean in to rub a leaf or two, touch a petal, or take a big sniff.
Sure, it’s risky business going in for that inspection because if you find out it’s fake, then you totally just got duped by a fake flower factory.
But that’s what makes it so sweet wen Detective Petals comes up with a winner, winner real flower dinner! You lean back satisfied and stare sweetly at the bouquet as everything is now coming up roses.