Seriously, these are ALL of the disgusting. Never eat them. Like, ever.
If you know me, you know that I probably have the biggest sweet tooth (err, teeth) EVER. It is physically impossible for me to go a day without noshing on some sort of cookie, chocolate, fruity-tuity, sugar glob of goodness.
…there some things even this girl won’t go near with a ten-foot pole.
These, my friends, are the 17 types of candy that should be bubble wrapped, packaged up, and shipped off to planet 152.
WHY IN THE WORLD DOES THIS EVEN EXIST AMONG ALL THE OTHER FRUITY FLAVORS??? It tastes like tires and is reminiscent of rabbit turds. Gross.
Is it just me or is THE WRAPPER IS IMPOSSIBLE TO REMOVE!!!!!!
JUST NOUGAT. NOTHING ELSE. HOW BORING ARE YOU? What would your crime-fighting, sword-buckling counterparts think of you, bucko?
CANDY THAT YOU CAN’T EVEN EAT?! Or chew for that matter?! I’ll pass. But thanks.
THEY GIVE THESE OUT AT THE BANK AND THE DOCTOR’S OFFICE. ENOUGH SAID. You’d be a DUM-DUM to eat one of these suckers (you knew it was coming, guys).
My Grandma Hansen always ALWAYS had a bowl of these next to her. Growing up, I always ALWAYS thought I could get over how disgusting these little pill-sized black licorice bites were, following my G-ma’s lead and popping a few in my mouth. And always ALWAYS I ended up spitting out a Good & Plenty amount of candy sludge into the garbage. Blech!
Fruit-shaped candy that doesn’t even remotely taste like the fruit it’s shaped as. Just give this girl a real banana and we’ll call it good.
LOOK AT THIS. IT SHOULD BE OBVIOUS. IF IT ISN’T OBVIOUS, LOOK AT THE PICTURE AGAIN.
COULD THIS CANDY BE ANY MORE CLINGY????? IT’S A STAGE 5 CLINGER
They’re LIKE CHOCOLATE-COVERED TOOTHPASTE NUGGETS. WHY WOULD YOU PUT THEM IN YOUR MOUTH FOR PLEASURE?! Take a cue from Kramer…eating these can literally be hazardous to your health.
HOW CAN THEY LEGALLY CALL IT CANDY? It looks like soap. Are you sure it’s not soap. I’m pretty sure it’s soap.
THESE ARE JUST RAISINS WEARING MAKEUP. WE KNOW WHAT THEY REALLY ARE WITHOUT CHOCOLATE. You can’t hide, raisins!
SOUR LITTLE BLOBS OF NO THANK YOU MA’AM.
WHY DON’T YOU JUST GET DENTURES MADE OF HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP AND RED NO. 6. It’s be a lot easier.
THIS LOOKS LIKE POOP. ACTUAL POOP. And the name alone…CHUNKY Bar. I don’t to be putting anything into my mouth that is chunky.
THEY LOOK A LITTLE BIT LIKE STRAWBERRIES AND TASTE EXACTLY LIKE COUGH DROPS. Ick.
More like KISSES of Death, am I right folks. Who here has received these little barf-balls in their Halloween bags as a kid? More importantly, who here has received these little barf-balls in their Halloween bags and actually ATE them? I rest my case.
No, I think I will stick to my M&M, Skittle, Kit Kat, Twix, Starburst, Gummy Bear, Snickers, Milky Way, Sour Patch Kid, Almond Joy, eatin’ ways.
Have a very sweet rest of your Friday night, all! And an even better weekend!!
Question of the day: What sweet treats make your list to send to the moon?