My Awesomely Random Life (and Everything in Between)

10 Things…

…I WILL-HAVE TO-GOTTA-MUST-WANNA do one day.

1. Wear a shirt that says “Life”. Stand on a street corner and hand out lemons.

2. Buy a horse. Name it ‘Thunder Takes The Lead’. Enter it in the Kentucky Derby.

3. Become a doctor. Change last name to ‘Seuss’.

4. Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public by the giant spoonful.

5. Buy a parrot. Teach him to say, “Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot!”

6. Go to Australia. Locate 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

7. Change name to Simon. Speak only in third person.

8. Get a walk-in closet. Design the inside to look exactly like Narnia.

9. Purposely spell words slightly wrong and add them to roommate’s/sister’s/parent’s/bosse’s Microsoft Word dictionary.

10. Run into a store. Ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell, “It worked!” and run out cheering.

What are some things you WILL-GOTTA-HAVE TO-MUST-WANNA do someday?

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Comments on: "10 Things…" (12)

  1. Just love the mayonnaise one and had to share with a friend in NY…thank you

  2. ROFL – Can’t stop laughing at #5!

  3. Very Cool!…..Love #6

  4. Ummm can I have that closet pul-lease?????

  5. Go to New York, buy breakfast, eat it right outside of Tiffany’s 🙂

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