Happy hump day y’all!
I am sure you’ve all heard the expression “You can never have too many friends” which I believe is oh so true. Even though I have probably the best group of pal’s a gal like me could even dream of having, I still am always open and on the lookout for a new buddy, a new partner in crime, a new Words With Friends opponent.
Speaking of WWF’s (Warning: There may or may not be a bit of boasting to come), I, Wendi Hansen, recently achieved a PR in the nerdy wordy game…I scored a 94 point word!!! Yes, I know, I know. I was pretty excited too, although your standing ovation is not necessary. Welcomed, but not necessary. You see, not moments after obtaining this coveted feat, I got my bum handed to me by one miss Mallory Wassberg. I am telling you, it was ugly. She absolutely KILLS at this game!
Yes, I am a firm believer in never having too many friends which is why, upon seeing the following amazeballs peeps, I knew I just had to add them to my potential new BFF list.
Here are 31 people I wish I knew in real life.
…so I can have THE biggest bowl of hearts, stars and horse shoes, clovers and blue moons. Pots of golden rainbows and a red balloon.
…so I can ask how he got so dang cool.
…so I can carpool with them.
…so I can invite them over for dinner.
…so I can get a degree in ‘Being Radical’.
…so I can get my own pair of weird blue shoes.
…so I can learn how to fall alseep anywhere.
…so I can have them there the next time I play ping-pong.
…so I can thank them for covering stories that actually matter.
…so I can tell them I’ve been there man.
…so I can hear even more embarassing stories about them.
…so I can find out more about there Shaqintosh computer.
…so I too can learn how to ride in style.
…so I can ask her if she can do my head shots.
…so I can ask them if they wish they worked for the WB instead.
…so I can ask them when the pug knew this was a big mistake.
…so I can ask them what it’s like to get married at the bottom of the sea.
…so I can take them everywhere I go.
…so I can teach them how to eat food.
…so I can find out exactly what was in that cake.
…so I can ask to ‘borrow’ it sometime.
…so I can ask them about their heated rivalry with the neighboring town, Hoagieville.
…so I can shake their hand on a prank well done.
…so I can, uh, nevermind.
…so I can get their opinion on Arby’s.
…so I can meet his parents and ask why on Earth they decided to name him that. I may or may not be considering an official name change.
…so I can find out what that darn song is!
…so I can thank them for making me smile!
…so I can ask them if it would be a good way to work out my biceps.
…so I can ask them if that’s a better way to workout than with a fat cat.
And one more for good measure…
Have a great rest of your night guys!
And if you happen to see that guy with the giant bag of marshmellows, tell him to call me, will you 😉